Beautiful morning glory
I've travelled all over the country And I seldom sleep in a bed When my feet get tired of walking I simply stand on my Beautiful morning glory Kissed and caressed by the dew Beautiful morning glory Good morning glory to you I stopped at a house for a hand-out I'd rather do htat than to beg When up jumped a big yellow hound-dog And bit a hunk out of my * Refrain A little boy gave me his football I said "Watch me kick it a block" Now my foot's wrapped up in a bandage 'Cause inside the ball was a * Refrain I once had a bald-headed girl friend I knoked off her wig at a dance And when I stooped over to get it She kicked me right in the * Refrain One day I went out to the ball game And peeped thru a knot-hole up high A guard took a big water pistol And squirted me right in the * Refrain