Barefoot Nellie
Redheaded peckerwood, setting on a limb Mama said chicken, but Nellie shot him Rung his neck and picked him clean The funniest chicken I've ever seen Hey! Barefoot Nellie, Ho! Barefoot Nellie Hey! Barefoot Nellie, you're the one for me Nellie put on her Sunday dress Thought that it would look the best Made out of an old feed sack Cow feed wrote on the back * Refrain Nellie went to town one day Riding on a load of hay Sold a man a trip to Mars Now she sits behind the bars * Refrain Three leg hog walking cross the lot Making three tracks and just one dot Nellie said who do you think I am That hog's missing about one ham * Refrain Nellie's got a pair of shoes She can wear them if she'll choose So why the heck's she got the blues? Who wants to wear size 22 * Refrain