Mountain dew
There's a big hollow tree down the road here from me Where you lay down a dollar or two You stoll 'round the bend and you come back again There's a jug full of good old mountain dew They call it that mountain dew And them that refuse it are few You may go 'round the bend But you'll come back again For that good old mountain dew My uncle Nort,he's sawed off and short He measures about four foot two But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint Of that good old mountain dew * Refrain Well, my old aunt June bought some brand new perfume If had such a sweet smeling pew But to her surprise when she had it analyzed It was nothin' but good old mountain dew * Refrain Well, the preacher rode by with his head histed high Said his wife had been with the flu And he thought that I ort just to give him a quart Of that good old mountain dew * Refrain Well, my brother Bill's got a still on the hill Where he runs sff a fallon or two The buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly From smeling that good old mountain dew * Refrain