Skip Battin / Kim Fowley

Fat ugly fat man swam
In a red tire made of stone.
A painted lady paddled next to him
With two poodles on her lap.
Garbo quietly picked a flower
While the chauffeur won his checker game.
And Barrymore took a noon day nap
And diamond fell like rain.

Cisco Kid had a bald headed waitress
Trapped 'neath a bed of brass.
The French cook served them chocolate ants
And cold cuts on the grass.
Louilla ripped her zebra pants
In the polo lounge,
And Errol Flynn was not let in
Cause he was coming down.

Up in Xanadu diamonds fell like rain.
Citizen Kane was king. Poor Citizen Kane.

Valentino suddenly appeared
In his midnight blue tuxedo.
Had a falcon on his shoulder
Eating chicken from his hands.
And Fatty Arbuckle waddled by
On way to the bath house green.
Frankenstein ate the leading lady
And licked the carcass clean.